Paschalepist — one who believes that on the Sunday following the full moon closest in time to the vernal equinox, a fluffy white mountain hare (of the species lepus timidus) hides chocolate eggs.
Apaschalepist — a person who does not believe that the Easter Bunny is real.
Vampirist — one who believes that pale, fanged immortals stalk the night, sometimes in the form of bats.
Avampirist — a person who thinks that un-dead, bloodthirsty demons are mythical.
Pastafarian — one who believes that the universe has been created and tended by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster, blessed be His name.
Antipasta — a person who doesn’t believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
